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This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
A peckering love
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi any 1 frm india
You: horny penguin looking for another bird to pecker with..
You: no i'm from south pole
You: you?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: frm india
You: oke, so are you a bird?
Stranger: willu give me ur profile id
Stranger: ??
Stranger: that mean fb account
Stranger: m/f
You: "as i flapper with my wings i try to fly.. sigh, i'll never be able to fly"
Stranger: nice,,,,,,,,
You: the sun shines in my dreary eyes, as i pecker to myself : kwak kwak kwaak
You: penguins don't have facebook, you silly
Stranger: r u a poet
You: kind of, but i mostly hunt for fish
Stranger: hmmmmmmm
Stranger: wats ur name
You: before we get attached to each other, you aren't a killer whale are you..?
Stranger: nooooooooo
You: i'm nestor
You: and you?
Stranger: sumit
You: so, sumit, you've noticed my fur is all shiny.. does that turn you on ?
Stranger: i want 2 frnd with u
You: you'll have to find a rock first, penguins commit their love for each other with a nice rock
Stranger: hahahaaa
You: kwak
Stranger: u give me chance pls
You: sure, if you don't abandon our eggs after 2 days
Stranger: h've u any mail id
Stranger: belive me
You: cause i know you type of penguins, good looking but once i carry eggs, you turn violant and drunk
You: penguins don't have email you silly =)
Stranger: no every penguins r not same
You: "flapper flapper.. the wind carresses my shiny fur""
Stranger: bt i want 2 frnd with u any how?
You: i know, but why would penguins need email for, we hunt for fish and look after our youngs
You: yes
You: find me a nice shiny rock
You: but hurry, cause i'm popular , and there are alot of peckers wantin to hump me
Stranger: o' poet
Stranger: once we r frnd then i listen ur all poem
You: "thanks" i wisper gently in your ears..
You: "kwak kwaak"
You: holy shit!!
You: a killer whale
You: fuck, pebbles, get out of here
You: goo!!
Stranger: u speak as ur wish
You: no time to argue, leave me
You: we'll meat again
You: come to the icy fields in 2 days
Stranger: atleast giv ur name?
You: i'l be waiting by the sunken ship
You: nestor pekkels
You: thats miss nestor for you
Stranger: u h'v nt fbaccount pls
You: as the killer whale rips you in two, i can't help but wonder would he have brought me a nice rock..
Stranger: o' poet i am ur fan
You: i look at you're painfull grim as you flapper your wings on last time
You: "kwaak kwak"
Stranger: as per ur wish
You: you can't talk, you're dead
You: bye
Stranger: bye poet
You: i'll always remember how you caught that one fish for me
Stranger: h'v a bright future
You: "as i flapper away in to the sun, i once more realize i can't fly" i take out my beretta and shoot a hole in my brains
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