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This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
She likes it Inflated
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You both like inflation.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 m
You: 22 f
Stranger: Awesome
You: So let's begin
You: Here's the setting
You: I'm a customer at mcdonalds, you're an employee serving me, there's a gas station (with tire air machine, ofc) nearby
You: (Big Mac is $1.60) Hi, I'd like to order a big mac :) $1.00 is all I got, the Big Mac's still $0.60, right?
Stranger: I think so
You: Oh, I see the price has changed. *sigh* inflation. Excuse me, sir, I'll be right back... I just h-have to go to the b-bathroom
You: -I go to the bathroom and can no longer resist the temptation. The inflation that has caused the price of the Big Mac to rise has sent me over the edge. I slip off my pants and lower my fingers to my wet kitty-
You: Ohh, so goood
Stranger: Ummmm
You: -I finish, more spent than a $2.00 bill, come back out, and approach you-
You: F-forget the big mac
You: I need my tires pumped by that air machine out there
You: care to help me out?
Stranger: Sure I will give you a hand
You: Great :)
You: -We run into a guy with a rather inflated ego- Ohh, look at that guy, such an inflated ego...
You: -I fight the temptation to finger myself as we close the distance to the air machine-
You: Let's...inflate those tires
Stranger: Alright *Goes and gets the hose for the air*
You: -I see a football fly overhead- Uhh, look at the inflation of that football, so much PSI. Unf
You: B-bring the hose
Stranger: *Brings the hose over to you*
You: -I see a blimp with an ad, and almost faint at the level of inflation-
You: Th-thanks
Stranger: You ok?
You: J-just, really horny from all the inflated objects I'm seeing around
You: -I see a man on a bike- Those tires, oh god
You: -I clumsily attach the air pump to my car tires- hah-ah
Stranger has disconnected.
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