Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
I find this sad.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like love.
You: Hello
Stranger: Yes.....
Stranger: Lookk for som hott?
You: No.
You: Honestly no.
You: Surely not with the current song I am playing.
Stranger: Ohcourse..
You: Piano trio in E-Flat, OP 100, second Movement
Stranger: Ohhh really...
You: By Schubert
Stranger: Ur frm??
You: You know I am french, right ? I had to learn english, matey
You: And still I write it better than you do.
You: Impressive ?
You: I think.
Stranger: Ohk...
You: Ohk ?
You: Ohk ?
Stranger: Age?
You: Ohklaoma ?
You: I don't think it is written like that
Stranger: Which means ok.
You: Ohk doesn't mean Ok
Stranger: Am an indian..
Stranger: Sorry dear..
Stranger: Ur age?
You: And now you tire me. I heard far too much empty boasting already.
Stranger: No.. I lik u
You: You lick me ?
You: You can't lick me
You: we are on the internet.
Stranger: No i will
You: Will what ?
You: Oh wait
You: I know this song !
You: Rule Britannia !
You: Britannia rule the waves !
You: Britons never ever will be slaves !
Stranger: Could u saw me ur photo..
You: You want me to saw your photo ?
You: I would but my saw is too far
You: It would take too much time to saw it
Stranger: Its k i will wait..
Stranger: U ever use skype???
You: u ?
You: I don't think "u" use skype
You: See, it is a letter
You: It cannot
Stranger: I hav skyp acnt..
You: Acne ?
You: You have skype acne ?
You: What does it look like ?
Stranger: U giv ur id so tat we can made video chat
You: Wah wait
You: I can't read that
You: Is it your home language ?
You: Because I never saw this type of writing
Stranger: Sorry.. Its my style..
Stranger: Give me ur email id or Facebook id..
You: ur ?
You: Oh I get it !
You: You are scottish !
You: 'main 'en, ye ur mah scottish buddy !
Stranger: Bibin199@gmail.com
Stranger: Urs?
You: Mah scottish buddy ! Ah loch ye scottish matey. teel ye whit, we ur gonnae bevvy some scotch ye an' Ah.
Stranger: How old u have??
You: 'en, Ah will droon ye in th' water loch th' pig ye ur. cocksucker dobber.
Stranger: Hey.. Yu like to see me ur pussy..
You: Ah serioosly pure techt it auld chap. Ah will droon ye. mebbe th' loch ness will eat ye.
Stranger: Use english.. I cant follow u
You: I.R.O.N.Y.
You: Sassenach ? isnae it a bit... ironic ?
Stranger: Use english.. I cant follow u
You: Bloody ironic
You: Ye ask me to speak english but you can't speak it
Stranger: Sent me ur sexy photos
You: See
Stranger: I will try..kk
Stranger: Wat are u doing now??
You: Listen matey, since how long are you doing this on Omegle ?
You: And it is a serious question here
You: Has it ever worked?
Stranger: You like squrting??
You: Because seriously mate, your life must be pretty catastrophic.
You: Oh it is ?
Stranger: 2weeeks
You: Man I am...
You: I am really sorry if I hit a weak spot.
You: But...
You: But going on Omegle and looking for pics...
You: Since God knows how long...
You: It will never work.
You: It shant.
You: You stay in your desilussions of a weak cheated life.
You: But this isn't reality.
You: See, I never said which gender I am.
You: But I am a man.
You: And you thought I was a woman.
You: Because that's what you wanted.
You: I find this sad in some ways.
Stranger has disconnected.
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