Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Hobbits have no sense of humor
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: m
You: knockknock
Stranger: what? :>
You: knockknock. (say who's there silly baby!)
Stranger: joshua from auckland.
You: where is auckland?
Stranger: u?
Stranger: new zealnd.. lol :)
Stranger: and u?
You: I hope the orcs feast on your dick for fucking up my genius knockknock joke you hobbit bastard.
You: can i re-tell it please?
Stranger: heyyy..
You: PLEASE??
Stranger: of corse go onnnn
You: when i say knockknock, you say "who's there"
You: got it?
Stranger: hmmmm
You: knock
You: knock
Stranger: gotta retell it quickly...i aint enjoying this
You: SAY WHO'S THERE
You: for the love of god please just say it
Stranger: who's there?
You: Mack
Stranger: nice to meet you mack
You: NOOOOO!!!!!! Say MACK WHO?
Stranger: why
You: Not why WHO! WHO WHO WHO!!!
Stranger: who
You: MACK who. Say that
Stranger: mack who
You: Mack ock
You: GET IT???
You: mack ock! ma cock ...MY...COCK....was at the door! HAA!!!
You: the fuck ain't you laughin??
You: hobbits have no sense of humor
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