<sweet17> Hi
<bloodninja> hello
<bloodninja> who is this?
<sweet17> just a someone?
<bloodninja> A someone I know?
<sweet17> nope
<bloodninja> Then why the hell are you bothering me?
<sweet17> well sorrrrrry
<sweet17> I just wanted to chat with you
<bloodninja> why?
<sweet17> nevermind your an jerk
<bloodninja> Hey wait a minute
<sweet17> yes?
<bloodninja> look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
<sweet17> paranoid?
<bloodninja> yes
<sweet17> of what?
<sweet17> me?
<bloodninja> No. I’m in hiding.
<sweet17> LOL
<bloodninja> Don’t fucking laugh at me!
<bloodninja> This shit is serious!
<sweet17> What are you hiding from?
<bloodninja> The cops.
<sweet17> gimme a fucking break
<bloodninja> I’m serious.
<sweet17> I don’t get it
<bloodninja> The cops are after me.
<sweet17> For what?
<bloodninja> I’m wanted in three states
<sweet17> For???
<bloodninja> It’s kindof embarrasing.
<bloodninja> I had sex with a turkey.
<bloodninja> Hello?
<sweet17> You are fucking sick.
<bloodninja> Send me your picture.
<sweet17> why?
<bloodninja> so I know you aren’t one of them.
<sweet17> One of what?
<bloodninja> The cops.
<sweet17> I’m not a cop i told you
<bloodninja> Then send me your picture.
<sweet17> hold on
<bloodninja> Hurry up.
<bloodninja> Are you there?
<bloodninja> fuck you, cop!
<sweet17> Hey sorry
<sweet17> I had to do something for my mom.
<bloodninja> I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
<bloodninja> When really you were notifying the authorities.
<bloodninja> Weren’t you!?
<sweet17> thats not it
<bloodninja> Then what?
<sweet17> I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
<bloodninja> Most cops aren’t
<bloodninja> Then send me the picture.
<sweet17> fine. What’s your e-mail?
<bloodninja> Just send it through here.
<sweet17> alright *PIC*
<sweet17> Did you get it?
<bloodninja> Hold on. I’m looking.
<sweet17> That was me back in may
<sweet17> I’ve lost weight since then.
<bloodninja> I hope so
<sweet17> what?!?
<sweet17> that hurt my feelings.
<bloodninja> Did it?
<sweet17> Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
<bloodninja> Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
<sweet17> yes
<bloodninja> Alright let me find it.
<sweet17> kks
<bloodninja> Okay here it is. *PIC*
<sweet17> this isn’t you.
<bloodninja> I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
<sweet17> You don’t look like that.
<bloodninja> How the hell do you know?
<sweet17> cause your profile has another picture.
<bloodninja> The profile pic is a fake.
<bloodninja> I use it to hide from the cops.
<sweet17> You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
<bloodninja> Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
<bloodninja> Not to mention all the groceries.
<sweet17> Go fuck yourself
<bloodninja> I was going to until I saw that picture
<bloodninja> Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
<sweet17> I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
<sweet17> You’ve done nothing but slam me.
<sweet17> you hurt me.
<bloodninja> And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
<sweet17> I thought you were bullcrapping me!
<bloodninja> Why would I do that?
<sweet17> I can’t believe that cops are after you
<bloodninja> I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
<sweet17> FUCK YOU!!!
<bloodninja> You’d break both of his legs.
<sweet17> You’re a fucking wanker!
<sweet17> I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
<sweet17> and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
<bloodninja> Ok. I’m sorry.
<sweet17> No you aren’t
<bloodninja> You’re right. I’m not.
<bloodninja> HAARRRRR!
<sweet17> I’m done with you
<bloodninja> Aww. I’m sorry.
<sweet17> I’m putting you on ignore
<bloodninja> Wait a sec
<bloodninja> We got off on the wrong foot.
<bloodninja> Wanna start over?
<sweet17> No
<bloodninja> I’ll eat your kitty
<sweet17> You’ll what?
<bloodninja> You heard me.
<bloodninja> I said I’d eat your kitty.
<sweet17> I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
<bloodninja> Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
<sweet17> I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
<bloodninja> Well I’m not like most men.
<bloodninja> I get excited in different ways.
<sweet17> Like what?
<bloodninja> Do you really wanna know?
<sweet17> I don’t know
<bloodninja> You have to tell me yes or no.
<sweet17> I’m afraid to
<bloodninja> Why?
<sweet17> cause
<bloodninja> cause why?
<sweet17> well lets see
<sweet17> you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
<sweet17> doesn’t that seem strange to you?
<bloodninja> Nope
<sweet17> well its strange to me
<bloodninja> Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
<sweet17> I didn’t say that
<bloodninja> So is that a yes?
<sweet17> I guess so.
<bloodninja> Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
<bloodninja> Are you willing?
<sweet17> What do you need me to do?
<bloodninja> I need you talk like a pirate.
<sweet17> ???
<bloodninja> When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
<bloodninja> ok?
<bloodninja> Hello?
<sweet17> You can’t be serious
<bloodninja> Oh yes I am!
<bloodninja> It’s my fantasy.
<sweet17> this is retarded
<bloodninja> Do you want it or not?
<sweet17> Yes I want it.
<bloodninja> Then you’ll do it for me?
<sweet17> sure
<bloodninja> Ok. Here we go.
<bloodninja> I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
<bloodninja> You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
<bloodninja> I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
<bloodninja> I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
<sweet17> mmmm yeah
<bloodninja> uh oh …going limp.
<sweet17> Har
<bloodninja> You gotta do better than that!
<bloodninja> Your picture was really bad.
<bloodninja> Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
<bloodninja> I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
<bloodninja> Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
<bloodninja> I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
<sweet17> mmmmmm you are good
<bloodninja> I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
<bloodninja> going limp
<sweet17> HARRRRRRR
<bloodninja> Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
<bloodninja> You begin to sway back and forth.
<bloodninja> going limp
<sweet17> this is stupid
<bloodninja> …still limp
<bloodninja> Do it!
<bloodninja> I turn you around to lick your asshole.
<bloodninja> I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
<bloodninja> I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
<sweet17> WTF?!?!?
<bloodninja> They stink really bad.
<sweet17> OMG STOP!!!
<bloodninja> I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
<bloodninja> I tear off your wooden peg leg.
<bloodninja> I ram it up your ass.
<bloodninja> Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
<bloodninja> And turn you into a fucking candy apple
<bloodninja> I kick you in the face!
<bloodninja> The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin
<bloodninja> Your parrot flys away.
<bloodninja> …going limp again.
<bloodninja> Hello?
<bloodninja> Say it!
<bloodninja> HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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By: diver
Posted: July 20th, 2016 03:14 +0000
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