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This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
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Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
lol "You don't talk like a German"
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi there
Stranger: Male
You: Female
Stranger: Where u from
You: germany.You?
Stranger: Australia
Stranger: How old?
You: Very cool
You: 25 you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: Germany would be sweet to go to
You: it's very beautiful.
You: isn't Australia dangerous?
Stranger: Its not to bad.
Stranger: What have you hears
Stranger: Heard
You: that it has the highest concentration of venomous animals and reptiles
Stranger: Yeah but they don't bother you much
You: much? lol
Stranger: Probs only get a snake in the house 1 or 2 times a year
You: that's 1 or 2 times too many then
Stranger: They don't scare me tho haha I pick them up
Stranger: What was your name
You: I'm Lana
You: You?
Stranger: Max
You: Cute
Stranger: Do you work?
You: ....Kind of
You: I'm a dancer
Stranger: What sort of dancing
You: What sort do you think?
Stranger: Id like to say ballet
Stranger: :)
You: Well I used to do ballet lol
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: Your probs sexy as too
You: but I had to quit after 3 years
Stranger: You's have an awesome accent
Stranger: How come
You: My teacher wouldn't take me on as a student anymore after that
Stranger: How vome
Stranger: Conw
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: Come
You: She said my breasts were too big
Stranger: Really
You: I was a distraction to the performance
You: That's how she put it
Stranger: Silly you for having big breasts haha
Stranger: Maybe she was jealous
You: Maybe lol but everyone is secretly jealous.Even you.
You: You want what I got don't you?
Stranger: Haha. In jealous I'll never get to see who I'm talking to
You: :P I could paint a picture
Stranger: Do it
You: pulls out my canvas and oil paints
You: a begin with a forest of happy little trees
You: they are so happy. and I love them for that. They do not judge me.
You: They are just trees
You: happy ones.
Stranger: Like buildings but pure I guess
You: Fuck your buildings that pollute our Mother Earth! You will taste the vengeance of Treebeard the Ent and you will know that I am the Mouth of our MOTHER.
Stranger: Hence why I said pure
You: You will be stuffed back into the Great Mother's mighty snatch of re-birth and you shall learn from your mistakes, foolish warmonger!!
You: NO
You: NOW*
Stranger: How big is it
You: Big enough
You: But Mother's still tight shit
You: She ain't a slut.
Stranger: Are u drinking vodka haag
Stranger: 'haha
You: HAAG? I'm not a "Haag" I am a messenger and a harbinger of doomsday.
Stranger: I meant haha
You: Smoked the shit out some nutmeg
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Lets tin away
Stranger: Lets run away
Stranger: You would hate me haha
Stranger: Lana
Stranger: ?
You: why would i hate you
You: MAX
Stranger: My job
You: IF that is your real name
You: you bushwhacked mother fucker
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I work on heavy earth moving machinery for coal
Stranger: Mines
Stranger: It pays 150k a year tho
Stranger: Lol that's rich cock sucking monster to you
You: .....You destroyed Fern Gully!!!!
Stranger: U can only work with what you have. I can't pay bills with trees
You: ..............The fuck you can't nigga.
Stranger: You don't talk like a german....
Comments (1)
By: Anonymous
Posted: March 11th, 2015 23:32 +0000
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