Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Troll got played.
[It was obvious from the first sentence that I was talking to a troll... So I set him up for a disturbing series of events]
You: hi
Stranger: hey big boy
You: well, hello little lady
You: tell me about yourself
Stranger: i love sex, and all the naughty girl things how bout you?
You: Well I love sex, and getting a girl's naughty things swollen
You: What do you look like?
Stranger: im most famous for my blow jobs
Stranger: i wanna see what you look like first baby
You: Hmmm
You: You have a pic then?
You: I have one of me
Stranger: no i dont do pornos babe im sorry
You: No? not even a clean pic?
Stranger: hold on babe ima find the best one for you
You: alright
You: Here's me, while you're waiting
You: http://xxxx.photobucket.com/albums/xxxx/xxxxxxxxx/xx.jpg
You: A little old, but I haven't really changed too much
You: Can I see you, babe?
Stranger: buttoned
Stranger: hold on baby im lookin keep your jeans buttons
Stranger: i do have one in my sexy bathing suit wanna see?
You: Yeah I do
Stranger: ok ;]
You: Jeans are buttoned
You: but they're not zipped
You: I"m just waitin on you sweetie
You: Baby? You still with me?
You: I wanna see you
Stranger: im sorry babe its not in my bathing suit but its sexy still
Stranger: ##censored## http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=460506652
You: wow you are HOT
Stranger: thank you baby your pretty sexy yourself ;]
You: babe, you're fuckin SMOKING
You: What are you wearin' babe?
Stranger: right now?
You: right now
Stranger: im in my sexiest thong that barly covers my vagina and my sexiest bra that only covers my nipples
You: mmm
Stranger: so wheres your sexy ass from?
You: Mmm I'm from NYC
You: where are you at, babe?
Stranger: im from cali
You: Nice. Sexy california girl
You: Hmm
Stranger: your the sexiest guy ive seen.. you probably have a 10 inch? cuz my pussy can take anything given but i LOVE long ones
You: Hmmm 10 inch?
You: no
You: It's fuckin 11 babe
You: Just shy of the foot mark
You: but it's huge
Stranger: oh thats amazing ive never had that before only 10
Stranger: no guys in cali have a 11"
You: Yeah well. Welcome to the city babe
Stranger: i love the city cuz your in it
You: I don't wanna be in the city
You: I wanna be in a california girl
Stranger: oh your making me wet babe
You: Babe, I'm unbuttoned now
You: I wanna put it in you
You: Rub that pussy down
You: get it real wet for me
You: you doin that babe?
Stranger: yea babe im sooo horny for you
You: Your nips hard babe?
Stranger: oh yea they are
You: Mmm get that top off babe
Stranger: its been off since you said your dick size
You: you want me in you babe?
Stranger: oh yea i want you soooooo bad
You: How wet are you sweety?
You: I'm getting really hard for you
You: tell me how wet you are
Stranger: im so wet fo you babe!!!!! im just imagining that 11" dick in my mouth and all over my body my 34D tittys and my wet pussy and ass
Stranger: it feels good but i really just want it
You: It's getting way up babe
You: Stroke it
Stranger: i am
You: Tell me how you want it
Stranger: everyway
You: Lick it babe
You: tell me how you're licking it
Stranger: very seductively
Stranger: oh yea i have no gag reflex so i can fix your whole dick in my mouth
You: Wow babe. way down your throat
You: Oh that feels good
You: I have a kind of a fetish babe
You: a kink
You: you're gonna like it
You: you wanna try it with me?
Stranger: what is it?
You: I like sticky things babe
Stranger: yea all the way down
You: You wanna try that with me?
You: Keep sucking my cock
Stranger: i like sticky long hard things in my mouth and all over my body
You: But can we try that?
You: Alright babe
Stranger: oh yea we can
You: We're gonna do some sticky things babe
You: I have a bottle of paste
You: I'm pouring it all over your body
You: It's trickling down your breasts
You: Hardening on your nipples
Stranger: hey wait hold on one second
You: I'm fapping my dick in the glue
You: but it's sticking to your tits
Stranger: HOLD ON!
You: I'm smearing gum and peanut butter in your hair
You: I take my stickiest toad out of the aquarium and force it into your mouth
You: Its skin scrapes along your uvula, but you have no gag reflex
You: It ribbits down into your throat
You: and licks the back of your mouth with its extendable tongue
You: I mash the gum deeper into your hair
You: I keep trying to pull my herpes-riddled cock away from your tits, but it's stuck too tight
You: I begin applying the carpenter's glue to your ass
You: I'm sticking your ass-cheeks together
You: god it's gonna hurt the next time you have to take a shit
You: Take a shit for me babe
You: it's all sticky
You: You're shitting toad slime and wood carpenter's glue
[Your conversational partner has disconnected.]
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