lol "You don't talk like a German"
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi there
Stranger: Male
You: Female
Stranger: Where u from
You: germany.You?
Stranger: Australia
Stranger: How old?
You: Very cool
You: 25 you?
Stranger: 24
Stranger: Germany would be sweet to go to
You: it's very beautiful.
You: isn't Australia dangerous?
Stranger: Its not to bad.
Stranger: What have you hears
Stranger: Heard
You: that it has the highest concentration of venomous animals and reptiles
Stranger: Yeah but they don't bother you much
You: much? lol
Stranger: Probs only get a snake in the house 1 or 2 times a year
You: that's 1 or 2 times too many then
Stranger: They don't scare me tho haha I pick them up
Stranger: What was your name
You: I'm Lana
You: You?
Stranger: Max
You: Cute
Stranger: Do you work?
You: ....Kind of
You: I'm a dancer
Stranger: What sort of dancing
You: What sort do you think?
Stranger: Id like to say ballet
Stranger: :)
You: Well I used to do ballet lol
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: Your probs sexy as too
You: but I had to quit after 3 years
Stranger: You's have an awesome accent
Stranger: How come
You: My teacher wouldn't take me on as a student anymore after that
Stranger: How vome
Stranger: Conw
Stranger: Shit
Stranger: Come
You: She said my breasts were too big
Stranger: Really
You: I was a distraction to the performance
You: That's how she put it
Stranger: Silly you for having big breasts haha
Stranger: Maybe she was jealous
You: Maybe lol but everyone is secretly jealous.Even you.
You: You want what I got don't you?
Stranger: Haha. In jealous I'll never get to see who I'm talking to
You: :P I could paint a picture
Stranger: Do it
You: pulls out my canvas and oil paints
You: a begin with a forest of happy little trees
You: they are so happy. and I love them for that. They do not judge me.
You: They are just trees
You: happy ones.
Stranger: Like buildings but pure I guess
You: Fuck your buildings that pollute our Mother Earth! You will taste the vengeance of Treebeard the Ent and you will know that I am the Mouth of our MOTHER.
Stranger: Hence why I said pure
You: You will be stuffed back into the Great Mother's mighty snatch of re-birth and you shall learn from your mistakes, foolish warmonger!!
You: INTO THE SNATCH
You: NO
You: NOW*
Stranger: How big is it
You: Big enough
You: But Mother's still tight shit
You: She ain't a slut.
Stranger: Are u drinking vodka haag
Stranger: 'haha
You: HAAG? I'm not a "Haag" I am a messenger and a harbinger of doomsday.
Stranger: I meant haha
You: Smoked the shit out some nutmeg
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Lets tin away
Stranger: Lets run away
Stranger: You would hate me haha
Stranger: Lana
Stranger: ?
You: why would i hate you
You: MAX
Stranger: My job
You: IF that is your real name
You: you bushwhacked mother fucker
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: I work on heavy earth moving machinery for coal
Stranger: Mines
Stranger: It pays 150k a year tho
You: YOU COCKSUCKING MONSTER
You: YOU TRADE THE SOUL OF YOUR HOME FOR MONEY THAT BUYS YOU NOTHING THAT LASTS FOREVER
Stranger: Lol that's rich cock sucking monster to you
You: .....You destroyed Fern Gully!!!!
You: FERN FUCKING GULLY
You: WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU
Stranger: U can only work with what you have. I can't pay bills with trees
You: ..............The fuck you can't nigga.
Stranger: You don't talk like a german....
Comments (1)
By: Anonymous
Posted: March 11th, 2015 23:32 +0000
Lol
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