Get your fecking ass back here and love me.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hiya asl
Stranger: M 19
You: L?
Stranger: Ireland
You: No fecking way :P
Stranger: Haha u too?
You: Maybe ;)
Stranger: Haha. Female?
You: For you, I can be.
Stranger: Haha. Scary
You: My operation is next week. Meet up after then?
Stranger: Creepy. And it was going so well...
You: I'LL BE YOUR LEPRECHAUN WHORE BABY
Stranger: Fun
You: right after the stitches come out
Stranger: K. Well nice to meet you anuway
Stranger: Have a good day.
You: Wait where are you going? We have to breed a master race!
You: Get your fecking ass back here and love me.
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