Latino Slut Biscuit
You: Hello!
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: Pretty good. And you?
You: What's your asl?
Stranger: im good
Stranger: im 18 f usa
Stranger: and yours?
You: 21 m uk
You: It is morning there isn't it? early
Stranger: yep
Stranger: it sure i
Stranger: s
You: You are in school maybe?
Stranger: college
You: You should not be up so late on a school night then, miss.
Stranger: ok poppy
Stranger: pappy*
Stranger: doddy*
You: Are you having a bipolar moment?
You: Hellooooo
You: put down your bigmac and talk to me, slut biscuit.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i didnt even have mcdonlds in my town
Stranger: i dont eat buiscuits
Stranger: im mexican
You: Then come fix my drywall, senorita whore burrito. I had a nasty romp with the crew last night and their are face prints all over!
You: It will take weeks to repair.
Stranger: ima woman
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i can probabay clean
Stranger: but no dry wall
You: No You are a burrito. Stop lying to us both. But there are plenty of stains that need cleaning. Big ugly ones. Coincidentally on the drywall you will also be fixing.
You: So andele, burrito bitch!
Stranger: i cant do drywall!
Stranger: but i will send a dentist for your nasty teeth that rotting
Stranger: and also a doctor for your liver
You: Fix my teeth and I'll devouryou and your 43 children.
You: I ate my own liver years ago
Stranger: do it!
Stranger: my kids will not give you the liver transplant
You: They taste like the whore from whence they cameth. And their screams shall filter my booze intake from THE INSIDE AS THEY KICK AND SCREAM FOR THE LIBERTY THEY HAVE NEVER KNOWN.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that shit is priceless
You: Their fingers are brittle and thin from stitching my fine linen sheets that I have wrapped your body in and buried in mother mexico.
You: a moment of silence for those almost-human individuals
You: ok momentover
You: fix my bloody drywall
Stranger: you willl get your time!!!!
Stranger: i will hide explosives in the wall
Stranger: so when you sit your ass down and watch soccer (which your team sucks) it will explode you in to million pieces
Stranger: andale puto
You: The cops are at my window! Your corpse has been discovered b the mexican mob and now they are out for vengeance for the Bruja I have SLAIN!!!!! HARK!!! Her tortillas are not in mexico...but buried UNDERNEATH MY VERY FLOORBOARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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