Does it even take two?
bloodninja: Hello baby.
sexyehsputa69o9: ....
bloodninja: I'm sitting in the dark threshold of the Chinese tropica feeding off of the reminants of a Panda bear.
sexyehsputa69o9: ooookay
bloodninja: I hear sticks breaking and leaves crackling under the weight of a moving object. I can hear it getting nearer and nearer.
bloodninja: I stand up, wipe the smeared blood from my lips that portruded from the flesh I ate.
sexyehsputa69o9: So how did you find me on here?
bloodninja: You and I are stranded in a jungle.
sexyehsputa69o9: uh huh...
bloodninja: We are most likely going to die here.
bloodninja: We should make love before our deaths.
sexyehsputa69o9: yahhhh No...idk abut you..but im sitting on a chair..in a warm house
bloodninja: I walk toward you. My eyes speak in a poetic manner and you can tell that I deeply desire your touch.
sexyehsputa69o9: you can stop taking now
sexyehsputa69o9: you are dismissed
bloodninja: Your lips quiver and your knees go frail, you collapse to your knees from your own weight.
bloodninja: You're basically drooling for my thick shaft to penetrate your throat. Your eyes almost beg.
bloodninja: I reach under my clothing, and begin to pull a long, thick object out.
sexyehsputa69o9: shuuut theee fuk up
bloodninja: You begin to lean forward ready to engulf my sweet cock.
bloodninja: What you failed to realize that what I pulled out from behind my clothing was a jaguar tooth carved dagger.
bloodninja: I stab and puncture your throat, you're left breathless.
bloodninja: You start gagging for air.
bloodninja: As I watch you die I slowly prepare the spit iron and fire. Afterall, I am stranded and quite hungry.
bloodninja: After you die I put you on the spit iron...
bloodninja: I wait for you to tenderize...
bloodninja: I devour your flesh...
bloodninja: I begin to go mentally highwire. The chemicals from your flesh interact with the ones in my brain.
bloodninja: I snap.
bloodninja: I go crazy.
sexyehsputa69o9: uhhh... you have some real issues dude
sexyehsputa69o9: wtf u thinkin u talkin tah my sis like dat
bloodninja: Three weeks later Jungle Adventurers found my dead rotting carcass in the Tropica and they find the remains of my legs and arms in my stomach, as I attempted to devour them.
sexyehsputa69o9: yeah right i woulda already slit your fuckin throat motherfucker
bloodninja: I already slit your throat with my jaguar tooth carve dagger.
bloodninja: You are unable to slit mine.
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