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Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
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Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Not a sex chat but still entertaining.
You: Hi
You: Who is this?
Stranger: If I told you this was god
Stranger: would you believe me?
You: Probibly
Stranger: This is god
Stranger: whats up??
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: hows earth doing
You: You would know. Being god and all.
Stranger: i know it's been a while but, i'll be back
Stranger: I sorta took vacation
You: What do you mean Back?
You: How can god take a vacation? You cant exacly go to hell
Stranger: eh, hells a little too warm for me anyways
Stranger: dude space is pretty cool
Stranger: you should come out here some time
You: You know, I would love to come and visit you but... I sorta have this problem
Stranger: what doth trouble you?
You: Well, I'm a Rhinocerus.
You: And I dont think they allow us to go to space.
Stranger: oh.. yikes... thats rough
You: Yeah, tell me about it
Stranger: Well, take action! Demand it
Stranger: demand a change
You: How? I dont speak people language!!
Stranger: I heard a black man is president in the US... see?? Anything can happen!
You: So what? Thats like saying a horse can have sex with a donkey and make a baby called a mule, its easy because its sort of the same family
Stranger: Can you write?
You: How the fuck can I write? I dont have any fucking opposable thumbs! :(
Stranger: hey, elephants are doing pretty good
Stranger: so I fucked up not giving rhinos thumbs
Stranger: is baby gonna cry?
You: Yeah, everyone likes elephants,
Stranger: jesus christ man I can't give every species what they want.. that'd just be.. rediculous
You: Fuck you god. And i have a question for you
Stranger: What
Stranger: what now
You: Whats with this fucking horn at the top of my head? Seriously, there is NO USE for it! Its too high up to skew marshmellows, and its like 20000000pounds!
You: I mean, Fuck?!
Stranger: ...well.. what? I thought it would be pretty cool for.. i dont know.. stabbing things
You: What can I stab thats that high? Its so heavy I cant jump and stab birds, and its too high so I cant stap things i dont like
Stranger: dont tell me you haven't stabbed a poacher yet?... Thats sorta why I gave it to you.. to stab poachers
You: I mean jesus christ, cant I exchange it for some opposable thumbs?!
You: A poacher? Umm... why would I want to do that?
You: Rhinos are vegetarians, we eat leaves.
Stranger: ...sorry man, it's kinda too late for changes now... Stupid ass Darwin had to go and invent natural selection.. that bitch I can't change things instantly anymore
Stranger: Well... you either.. get poached.. or you dont
You: He didnt invent natural selection, he invented the theory. You can still help me!
You: Ugh..
Stranger: I'd think if you had opposable thumbs.. those poachers would just.. rape you
You: Lol, yeah, i guess...
You: Omg! Hey god! I made a rhyme for you!
You: Can I read it to you?
Stranger: ....you know I've got.. a lot to do
Stranger: I'm kinda busy
Stranger: all these people
Stranger: prayin.. n' shit
You: Too bad. Your omnipotent so you can do as much as you like when ever you like!
Stranger: thats a myth
You: no, its not.
You: Come on, its like 4 lines long
Stranger: how the hell do you know
Stranger: i'm god
Stranger: I know everything
You: Fine then, whats my rhyme?
[pause]
Stranger: I don't recall... I only remember important things
You: Liar!
You: Ok, just let me say it
You: Heres my rhyme:
Stranger: fuckin- a
You: If omniscient god,
You: who knows the future find,
You: the omnipotence to,
You: change his future mind.
Stranger: you know I thought I invented everything... but a rhyming rhino... I didn't do that.. what the fuck happend
You: Yeah, I'm probably some mutant offspring, maybe my mother stabbed me accidentally with her fucking non-useful horn on her head?! Huh?!
You: Do you like it? I wrote it myself, well, not really, since I have no fucking thumbs which we discovered earlier
Stranger: you know
Stranger: that wasn't bad
You: Aww, really? Thank you! ^_^
Stranger: but dont quit your day job... which is lying in dirt eating... dirt
You: Ugh, you know that is actually hard work
You: And we cant get our horns dirty when we lie in dirt since, well, you know, we would drown if we tried to wash it off.
Stranger: dont worry there'll be a reason for that
Stranger: some day
Stranger: I just haven't figured things out yet
You: Oh really?
Stranger: kinda why i took the vacation
You: Thats good, get everything prioritised and sorted out
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: because everytime I come back
Stranger: i get some fucking rhino asking for thumbs
You: Fuck you! You took away my thumbs and gave me a fucking horn!?!?!? How would you feel if that happened to you?
Stranger: WELL FOR ONE I wouldn't be bitching to god about it
Stranger: and I'd be out fucking stabbing things
Stranger: like stumps and shit I dont care
Stranger: I GUESS I DIDNT GIVE YOU LITTLE WHINEY BITCHES A BIG ENOUGH BRAIN TO FIGURE THAT OUT
Stranger: and last time, some punk ass bitch whale wanted wings... WINGS! what the fuck is a whale going to do with wings under water
You: Well it was your fault for making them so god damn obese
You: HOW CAN I STAB A FUCKING STUMP? MY HORN IS 20 METRES IN THE AIR!
You: If an 8 foot man stands on his tippie toes with his hand in the air, I could try to stap his hand
You: but then again, rhinos cant jump. Good one, genius.
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: I dont need this shit
Stranger: i'm taking another vacation
You: Fuck you. Couldn't you just put a brain in that big usless fucking horn of mine?
You: Dont! Fix us first! God dammit!~
You: You cant run from your fucking problems! You need to fix them!
Stranger: Oh I'll damn it alright.. I'll damn it up your ass
Stranger: how would you like that huh?
Stranger: your horn up your ass... Try walking around in the dirt all day with that
You: :( That hurt my feelings.
Stranger: oh .. listen
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: I could of sworn I gave you guys thumbs
You: :O Really?
Stranger: that bitch Noah must have taken the two mutants on his shit ship
You: Oh my God that Fucking Noah!
Stranger: Yeah man
You: Thats it. I'm going to build a time machine to go back in time and whip his ass.
Stranger: That's probably a good idea... hey dont go back too far though... I had some embarrasing "teen" years I'd rather... no one find out about
You: Let me just get a pen and paper and write out some blueprints.... Oh thats right.... I CANT! Thanks for the non-existant thumbs, Asswipe.
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