Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Papa John's
<BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
<DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
<DirtyKate> Who are you?
<BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
<BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
<DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
<BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
<DirtyKate> Haha! OK
<DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
<BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
<DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
<BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
<DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
<DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
<BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
<DirtyKate>I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
<BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
<BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
<DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
<BloodNinja> How did you know?
<BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
<BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
<DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
<BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
<DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
<BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
<DirtyKate> What the fuck?
<DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shit
<DirtyKate> Fuck
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