Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Does it even take two?
bloodninja: Hello baby.
sexyehsputa69o9: ....
bloodninja: I'm sitting in the dark threshold of the Chinese tropica feeding off of the reminants of a Panda bear.
sexyehsputa69o9: ooookay
bloodninja: I hear sticks breaking and leaves crackling under the weight of a moving object. I can hear it getting nearer and nearer.
bloodninja: I stand up, wipe the smeared blood from my lips that portruded from the flesh I ate.
sexyehsputa69o9: So how did you find me on here?
bloodninja: You and I are stranded in a jungle.
sexyehsputa69o9: uh huh...
bloodninja: We are most likely going to die here.
bloodninja: We should make love before our deaths.
sexyehsputa69o9: yahhhh No...idk abut you..but im sitting on a chair..in a warm house
bloodninja: I walk toward you. My eyes speak in a poetic manner and you can tell that I deeply desire your touch.
sexyehsputa69o9: you can stop taking now
sexyehsputa69o9: you are dismissed
bloodninja: Your lips quiver and your knees go frail, you collapse to your knees from your own weight.
bloodninja: You're basically drooling for my thick shaft to penetrate your throat. Your eyes almost beg.
bloodninja: I reach under my clothing, and begin to pull a long, thick object out.
sexyehsputa69o9: shuuut theee fuk up
bloodninja: You begin to lean forward ready to engulf my sweet cock.
bloodninja: What you failed to realize that what I pulled out from behind my clothing was a jaguar tooth carved dagger.
bloodninja: I stab and puncture your throat, you're left breathless.
bloodninja: You start gagging for air.
bloodninja: As I watch you die I slowly prepare the spit iron and fire. Afterall, I am stranded and quite hungry.
bloodninja: After you die I put you on the spit iron...
bloodninja: I wait for you to tenderize...
bloodninja: I devour your flesh...
bloodninja: I begin to go mentally highwire. The chemicals from your flesh interact with the ones in my brain.
bloodninja: I snap.
bloodninja: I go crazy.
sexyehsputa69o9: uhhh... you have some real issues dude
sexyehsputa69o9: wtf u thinkin u talkin tah my sis like dat
bloodninja: Three weeks later Jungle Adventurers found my dead rotting carcass in the Tropica and they find the remains of my legs and arms in my stomach, as I attempted to devour them.
sexyehsputa69o9: yeah right i woulda already slit your fuckin throat motherfucker
bloodninja: I already slit your throat with my jaguar tooth carve dagger.
bloodninja: You are unable to slit mine.
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