Welcome to bloodninja.org!

This site is host to a plethora of chat logs from people just like you messing with strangers.

Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
The site got very popular very quick though, and soon it contained more chats from his/her fans than it did of the original BloodNinja. Feel free to submit your own.
If you like this site, there are three things you can do to help. Submit a chat, comment on chats (an active site is a successful one), and tell your friends about it. You can use the share buttons to the right to share chats, or use your own crafty, devilish means.
Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
<sweet17> Hi
<bloodninja> hello
<bloodninja> who is this?
<sweet17> just a someone?
<bloodninja> A someone I know?
<sweet17> nope
<bloodninja> Then why the hell are you bothering me?
<sweet17> well sorrrrrry
<sweet17> I just wanted to chat with you
<bloodninja> why?
<sweet17> nevermind your an jerk
<bloodninja> Hey wait a minute
<sweet17> yes?
<bloodninja> look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
<sweet17> paranoid?
<bloodninja> yes
<sweet17> of what?
<sweet17> me?
<bloodninja> No. I’m in hiding.
<sweet17> LOL
<bloodninja> Don’t fucking laugh at me!
<bloodninja> This shit is serious!
<sweet17> What are you hiding from?
<bloodninja> The cops.
<sweet17> gimme a fucking break
<bloodninja> I’m serious.
<sweet17> I don’t get it
<bloodninja> The cops are after me.
<sweet17> For what?
<bloodninja> I’m wanted in three states
<sweet17> For???
<bloodninja> It’s kindof embarrasing.
<bloodninja> I had sex with a turkey.
<bloodninja> Hello?
<sweet17> You are fucking sick.
<bloodninja> Send me your picture.
<sweet17> why?
<bloodninja> so I know you aren’t one of them.
<sweet17> One of what?
<bloodninja> The cops.
<sweet17> I’m not a cop i told you
<bloodninja> Then send me your picture.
<sweet17> hold on
<bloodninja> Hurry up.
<bloodninja> Are you there?
<bloodninja> fuck you, cop!
<sweet17> Hey sorry
<sweet17> I had to do something for my mom.
<bloodninja> I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
<bloodninja> When really you were notifying the authorities.
<bloodninja> Weren’t you!?
<sweet17> thats not it
<bloodninja> Then what?
<sweet17> I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
<bloodninja> Most cops aren’t
<bloodninja> Then send me the picture.
<sweet17> fine. What’s your e-mail?
<bloodninja> Just send it through here.
<sweet17> alright *PIC*
<sweet17> Did you get it?
<bloodninja> Hold on. I’m looking.
<sweet17> That was me back in may
<sweet17> I’ve lost weight since then.
<bloodninja> I hope so
<sweet17> what?!?
<sweet17> that hurt my feelings.
<bloodninja> Did it?
<sweet17> Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
<bloodninja> Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
<sweet17> yes
<bloodninja> Alright let me find it.
<sweet17> kks
<bloodninja> Okay here it is. *PIC*
<sweet17> this isn’t you.
<bloodninja> I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
<sweet17> You don’t look like that.
<bloodninja> How the hell do you know?
<sweet17> cause your profile has another picture.
<bloodninja> The profile pic is a fake.
<bloodninja> I use it to hide from the cops.
<sweet17> You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
<bloodninja> Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
<bloodninja> Not to mention all the groceries.
<sweet17> Go fuck yourself
<bloodninja> I was going to until I saw that picture
<bloodninja> Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
<sweet17> I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
<sweet17> You’ve done nothing but slam me.
<sweet17> you hurt me.
<bloodninja> And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
<sweet17> I thought you were bullcrapping me!
<bloodninja> Why would I do that?
<sweet17> I can’t believe that cops are after you
<bloodninja> I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
<sweet17> FUCK YOU!!!
<bloodninja> You’d break both of his legs.
<sweet17> You’re a fucking wanker!
<sweet17> I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
<sweet17> and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
<bloodninja> Ok. I’m sorry.
<sweet17> No you aren’t
<bloodninja> You’re right. I’m not.
<bloodninja> HAARRRRR!
<sweet17> I’m done with you
<bloodninja> Aww. I’m sorry.
<sweet17> I’m putting you on ignore
<bloodninja> Wait a sec
<bloodninja> We got off on the wrong foot.
<bloodninja> Wanna start over?
<sweet17> No
<bloodninja> I’ll eat your kitty
<sweet17> You’ll what?
<bloodninja> You heard me.
<bloodninja> I said I’d eat your kitty.
<sweet17> I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
<bloodninja> Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
<sweet17> I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
<bloodninja> Well I’m not like most men.
<bloodninja> I get excited in different ways.
<sweet17> Like what?
<bloodninja> Do you really wanna know?
<sweet17> I don’t know
<bloodninja> You have to tell me yes or no.
<sweet17> I’m afraid to
<bloodninja> Why?
<sweet17> cause
<bloodninja> cause why?
<sweet17> well lets see
<sweet17> you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
<sweet17> doesn’t that seem strange to you?
<bloodninja> Nope
<sweet17> well its strange to me
<bloodninja> Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
<sweet17> I didn’t say that
<bloodninja> So is that a yes?
<sweet17> I guess so.
<bloodninja> Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
<bloodninja> Are you willing?
<sweet17> What do you need me to do?
<bloodninja> I need you talk like a pirate.
<sweet17> ???
<bloodninja> When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
<bloodninja> ok?
<bloodninja> Hello?
<sweet17> You can’t be serious
<bloodninja> Oh yes I am!
<bloodninja> It’s my fantasy.
<sweet17> this is retarded
<bloodninja> Do you want it or not?
<sweet17> Yes I want it.
<bloodninja> Then you’ll do it for me?
<sweet17> sure
<bloodninja> Ok. Here we go.
<bloodninja> I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
<bloodninja> You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
<bloodninja> I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
<bloodninja> I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
<sweet17> mmmm yeah
<bloodninja> uh oh …going limp.
<sweet17> Har
<bloodninja> You gotta do better than that!
<bloodninja> Your picture was really bad.
<bloodninja> Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
<bloodninja> I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
<bloodninja> Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
<bloodninja> I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
<sweet17> mmmmmm you are good
<bloodninja> I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
<bloodninja> going limp
<sweet17> HARRRRRRR
<bloodninja> Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
<bloodninja> You begin to sway back and forth.
<bloodninja> going limp
<sweet17> this is stupid
<bloodninja> …still limp
<bloodninja> Do it!
<bloodninja> I turn you around to lick your asshole.
<bloodninja> I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
<bloodninja> I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
<sweet17> WTF?!?!?
<bloodninja> They stink really bad.
<sweet17> OMG STOP!!!
<bloodninja> I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
<bloodninja> I tear off your wooden peg leg.
<bloodninja> I ram it up your ass.
<bloodninja> Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
<bloodninja> And turn you into a fucking candy apple
<bloodninja> I kick you in the face!
<bloodninja> The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin
<bloodninja> Your parrot flys away.
<bloodninja> …going limp again.
<bloodninja> Hello?
<bloodninja> Say it!
<bloodninja> HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Comments (1)
By: diver
Posted: July 20th, 2016 09:14 +0000
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