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Team NinjaI started bloodninja.org years ago as a way to compile the infamous chat logs of BloodNinja that were strewed all over the webs.
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Because I get asked this a lot: no I am not BloodNinja. The best I can tell is that he/she liked to mess with people over AIM back in the mid 1990s. No one has knowingly heard from him/her since.
Lazy Bitch
Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: 27/Male/Godzilla/ Straight
You: 24 f fox bi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: how you gonna fit that dick in me?
Stranger: - chuckles - Well I am more of a human sized godzilla
You: k
Stranger: you have a pic?
You: you mean my fsona?
Stranger: yes
You: No money for a commission
You: so no :(
Stranger: Well then describe her to me.
You: Umm...pretty much every fox you see on the internet. My originality is poor ._.
Stranger: Besides I don't have a commission, I am using a pic of Godzilla from the net as my pic.
Stranger: Well - smiles lightly as I wrap my tail around your waist and pulls you into me -
You: I'll let you know upfront, that I want more out of this relationship than I am willing to put in myself
You: So...you just do all the work and I'll finger myself?
Stranger: ....
You: Thanks :D
Stranger: nevermind
You: meaning?
Stranger: I am not going to do everything
You: I will ragdoll and you will do all the work
You: Too lazy?
Stranger: Yeah. Besides I am looking for a mate
You: well...deadweight also makes babies
You: I guess I can't control my ovaries
You: they'll work no matter what
Stranger: ... that doesn't mean anything..
Stranger: - sighs - I want someone to participate
You: C'mon can a bitch get laid?
You: while simultaneously not putting even the slightest bit of effort into it?
Stranger: ...nope, not if they will be lazy
You: :(
You: Man this sucks
Stranger: Not everyone will give you what you want.
You: I would put some into if if I weren't so damn lazy
You: but it's hibernating season
Stranger: no it isn't
You: for my type of fox it is
You: the anti-summer fox
You: at least I'm being original
You: with my fursona
Stranger: - shakes my head - wow. Look you want something put some effort into it.
You: can I lay and the ground and not move?
You: while you shimmy your lizard thang into my babyhole?
Stranger: nope
You: I can be put into multiple positions and not be motivated to move out of them
You: because I'm lazy
Stranger: Oh well...
You: and that's good
You: for you
Stranger: No it is not.
You: because you can do anything you want with me
You: upside down doggy style
You: reverse cowgirl
You: sunny-side up
You: I'm your bitch
Stranger: I don't want a bitch. I want a mate
You: fine, lazy bitch
Stranger: bye
You: aww
You: don't go godzirra
Stranger: You're not what I am looking for fox. I want a mate, not a bitch, not a lazy bitch.
You: What's the difference?
Stranger: Easy, they don't laze around.
You: I'm no kitchen bitch
You: I won't make you a sandwich
You: YOU make ME a sandwich
Stranger: If she wants me to make love, she will tempt me.
Stranger: And no. You make your own sandwich
You: fine
Stranger: I make my own, because I am not lazy
You: -pulls down pants-
You: -lays flat on ground-
You: take me lizard boy
Stranger: no
Stranger: still being lazy b'
You: are you kidding me?
Stranger: You want me, then show it. Put more effort into the actions. - slams my tail against the ground and looks at you -
You: I pulled down my pants and you call that LAZY?
You: hmphh, boys...
You: all the same
Stranger: Yes. You want something you tempt. Like this.. - moves my tail between your legs as you lay there and rubs your pussy lips with the end of it -
You: aha, so you are fucking me
Stranger: Why should I.. you are not tempting me with anything?
You: but you just stuck your tail in my tail
You: you already started
You: don't stop
Stranger: Yeah, tempting you. You want me to fuck you tempt me too
Stranger: - moves my tail away from you and looks you over - So
You: what if I break a nail? I don't have medical insurance
Stranger: So what? You want me to fuck you. Participate. Put effort into it.
You: what is this, russia?
Stranger: No. This is how I am. I like to know that you're enjoying it. Just laying there doesn't do a thing
Stranger: If you want to be pleased, please back
You: ugh FINNEEEE - gets up -
You: -wraps arm around your neck-
Stranger: - looks into your eyes. -
You: -noogie- now if you don't stick that trick up my slip, I will make your life a living hell boy
You: I can complain something awful
Stranger: HA! I already live in hell
You: guilt tripping master
Stranger: Sry, doesn't work on me
You: so I'm in hell?
Stranger: You are not tempting at all. You are not using your body to tempt me. To attract me
You: you just call me fat and ugly?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I am just saying you need to put effort
Stranger: Not just a noogie... how the hell is that suppose to get me to fuck you?
You: because...men like to be roughed up?
Stranger: Not me. - growls -
You: ahh, a prettyboy
Stranger: No
You: i see how it is
Stranger: You are not putting anything in ... so I should leave
You: please don't baby
You: According to you, I'm already in hell, don't make it worse .-.
Stranger: and why not...
Stranger: Do you keep in contact with people outside of Omegle
You: if they're good in bed
You: but you haven't done anythign
Stranger: Because you haven't seduced me. Tempt me. You just laid on your back...
You: okay, you know what?
You: I do have one thing that gets me excited
You: it's...a little weird
Stranger: which is
You: I LOVE it when people say "horty horr, 64, I'm a whore, do my chores"
You: dunno why
You: but if I get dry in my cooch, I want you to say that, or I will have no motivation
You: so?
Stranger: So you want to be my whore... huh?
You: if that's what you want
You: I'll do anything for you, even make you a sandwich, if you say that phrase and keep me excited
Stranger: Tell you what.. I want a mate... I am tired of being lonely
You: I'll be your mate, seduce you, etc
Stranger: - snakes my tail around your waist and pulls you into me and kisses you deeply and passionately -
You: - kisses back, and grabs your bulge -
You: ...getting dry
Stranger: - moans as i press you against the wall and lifts you up - Shut up you whore.....
You: say it
Stranger: what... say "I'm a whore" or "You"
You: word-for-word, I thought you accepted
Stranger: I am no whore though... that phraze doesn't apply
Stranger: I didn't understand
You: "horty horr, 64, I'm a whore, do my chores"
You: that's the phrase
You: the...magic phrase
You: doesn't work when I say it though .-.
Stranger: Nevermind... I can't always say it... - lets you go - I am sure you'll find someone to fuck you
You: I think you owe me after calling me a whore
You: that was pretty rude
Stranger: I thought that was what you meant... but nevermind
You: ...Hello?
You: Don't go, lizard boy D:
You: I wonder if this'll work, "Stranger: horty horr, 64, I'm a whore, do my chores"
You: Fffuck, I am wet
You: ... I'm spent
Stranger has disconnected.
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